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+ A little bit of beer, a little ginseng, a little song, a little dance, we'll be rearin to go.

+ Hey, wait a second. Why is it so bright in here? How is anyone meant to fuck when the lights are on?

+ There's nothing wrong with being a loser it just depends on how good you are at it.

+ Mostly you get it from record company and merchandising people...People coming up to you and trying to bullshit with you all the time thinking that you're like friends or something. It's like No you're not my friend. You never were my friend.

+ Never run in the rain with your socks on.

+ I am the antichrist. Buy some more of me merchandise.

+ There are nice guys trying to be assholes and assholes trying to be nice guys. I'm an asshole trying to be a nice guy.

+ Throw mud at each other... see how many stupid things you can do to each other all at one time.

+ Like in The Grouch. You start to feel like you're getting older, like a parent, like a dad now, but then there's that whole really cool side of it, like, Shit I get to play with toys and watch Saturday morning cartoons. I can't figure anything more fun or childish than that.

+ One night I sank about eight gin and tonics, and I just couldn't stop pissing. In the end, I pissed all over the barbeque.

+ Do you have a problem? I have a gun. I'll shoot you. No more problem.

+ A lot of people said we were using punk rock as a stepping stone to get fame and fortune. People started called it "Gap punk." I didn't feel guilty. I felt like we were probably an introduction to a kid that's going to get into more punk rock music later on, and buy Black Flag records. That's a positive thing. There are a lot of kids now that are really active in the punk rock community, and it has to do with the fact that they got into Dookie.

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+ This is no longer the Pop Disaster Tour. This is now Ozzfest.

+ You think your life is tough? Try being a parent!

+ I'm not gonna say anything inspirational; I'm just gonna fucking swear a lot.

+ Punk rock's dead, and I fucking killed it.

+ A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. You're a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?

+ I want to go home and just go for a long walk. And where I want to go, I have no idea.

+ We're just a silly little band from the Berkeley-Bay area.

+ I never thought that being obnoxious would get me where I am now.

+ I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman.

+ We're proud to be a punk band because that's very high-energy music.

+ Mistakes are a big part of our sound.

+ I've never had a very high standard of living. Any money I've seen hasn't changed the way I do things at all. The only benefit is that I recently got married, and I can treat my wife the way she deserves to be treated.

+ They have bad taste. I am NOT a good-looking guy.

+ We're just a silly band called Green Day, and we're from no place special, just like no one else on this fucking planet.

+ That's a big guy... much bigger than me... but I'm working on it.

+ Yeah fuck me! I wish all of you could fuck me!

+ We've gone through a lot to get here, but it's been fun.

+ I'm an asshole, I'm a jerk, I'm a twerp, I'm a flea bit butt.